drink your juice.

I just took a sip of someone's coke with ice

and literally hallucinated the taste of Jack Daniels.

Hallucinations are visual, but I don’t know what the taste equivalent is.

Imagined? Is that really the best option?

Anyways, there were a good 4 seconds where I was completely under the impression that I had just sipped an alcoholic beverage.

I guess it makes sense, cause the only time soda is consistently in my life is as a mixer, but still.

Christine.

Christine sometimes you drink things like coke and there is nothing else mixed in.

Remember?

Sometimes it’s just sugar and ice, and that’s okay.

There’s nothing wrong with that.

wAsTeD RiGhT nOw~*~

My roommate Ashley used to hump

her Care Bear stuffed animals as a young child and her mother called it “wiggling”.

She was only allowed to wiggle in her room with the door closed.

What a story.

“Ashleeeeeey, what did I tell you about wiggling?”